My Fortune - 7/26/06



I’ve decided to post my fortunes for the world to read. Jamie and I went to Pei Wei yesterday and I always get a fortune cookie to end on a good note. I’m not superstitious, but I do feel like fortune cookies are God’s way of talking to me in a dumbed-down message. Plus I have to eat the entire cookie before I read the message cause that gives the most bang for the buck. I think I should have settled for superstitious because this is sounding straight-up crazy! Anyway, this is what God had to say to me and I’m diggin’ it:

“You will soon gain something you have always desired.”

Now finally I will get that purple unicorn I’ve always wanted.



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